A Slightly Twisted Take

Tumblr is my break from reality. I have been around the block enough to know my tastes. These are the ideas, longings, memories, and fantasies I miss or seldom get to realize. This is my way of collecting them in a bottle and throwing them out to sea.

"I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food." - Ron Swanson

I am also a fan of desserts, lingerie, sex, and cigars.

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